So in addition to all the other crap I've had to put up with in the past few days, my mom bitched at me because I happened to call her while she was in heavy traffic and she decided to pick up the phone, and I found out that I've grown up too fast, I'm too neurotic, and I'm going to miss not having a childhood. Awesome. Keep piling it on; I think we have enough room for a little more self-loathing.