I have a cold and bad cramps and I haven't had a meal since Wednesday and I have a paper and test on Monday and I don't have a single cent to my name and my phone doesn't work and I can't speak French. I considered pulling a Javert. I can't fucking wait to go home.


Madame: Have you seen the hair on this one?
Camille: I know!--Golden, curly...I know!

Translated from French.