Dream:
     I got a gift certificate for a free piercing, tattoo, or ritual scarring. At first I was going to get a cartoon octopus scarred on my shoulder, but I was talked out of it. I decided to get the Eiffel Tower tattooed on my foot. The artist didn't know what the Eiffel Tower looked like, so she kind of made it up and drew something that looked like an architectural birthday cake. I was really unhappy.