Quote of the week:
First an explanation. In my conversation class, we're watching a movie called "Les Visiteurs" where an 11th century knight and his ...guy that makes an homage to the knight (ETA: vassal!) get transported to 1992. Hilarity kind of ensues, I guess. Anyway, before they get transported, the count accidentally drinks a magic potion and starts hallucinating. The castle in front of him is changing sizes and stuff. And he says:

"Holy scrotum! It swelleth like a dick!"

This is translated from the French, of course, which makes it that much better.