Dream:
     I was talking to my conversation TA (a French chick) on AIM, and she revealed that she has a child, but everyone thinks it's her younger brother, and also that her boyfriend-y person was teaching in Wisconsin and she missed him.
     Then I was watching an Illinois/IU women's basketball game, and James Augustine had a girlfriend on IU, so all of the news media were focusing on how it was a conflict of interests for him. Every time she was benched, he would sit and hold her hand and have a dumb closed-mouth smile on his face.
     I had a plate with nacho cheese, salsa, and chocolate sauce, and I was dipping pretzels into all of those and eating them. I kept getting up for more, and then I started adding powdered donuts to the mix.
     Then I started looking at porn where, instead of actual naked parts, they used cacti that looked like boobs or a huge raging boner or some shit.