I am disappointed to find out that in the new film Green Street Hooligans, Elijah Wood plays an American character. I wanted to see him do an accent. The EW-bad-accent quota was actually not met during a screening of all three LOTR films, contrary to popular belief. Now that I think about it, I would love to watch Elijah Wood doing a balls-to-the-wall Scottish accent. Like, I-can't-understand-the-first-20-minutes-of-Trainspotting Scottish accent. That would be funny.