Here is part of an e-mail correspondence I had with my poli sci TA over the grades entered in the website:

[TA],
What does the "exam 1" score mean? Where does it come from(and don't say "when free response and multiple choice love each other very much...")?

Kerry,
Well, right off the bat you've taken away a perfectly good
joke. In fact, I might steal that and use it in the other
sections.

Yeah, we're dorks.
P.S. It wasn't immediately obvious what the "exam 1" score meant, since there were three other scores entered. I'm not as dumb as I seem.