Holy shit fuck. Here's a summary of the next three weeks for me:

• Saturday 12/2: Drive 2.5 hours each way to a doctor's appointment.
  
• Monday 12/4: Hand in two papers. Take a test.
  
• Friday 12/8: Hand in thesis. Right now I have 13 of 30 pages.
  
• Tuesday 12/12: Hand in seminar paper. Right now I have 0 of 25 pages.
  
• Wednesday 12/13: Final exam. This is the thing that I'm least worried about.
  
• Friday 12/15: Hand in book report. Right now I have 0 of 10 pages and I haven't yet selected a book, let alone started reading it.
  
• Saturday 12/16: DIE.