Last night I read more of Everything is Illuminated instead of doing homework. Here are some good lines to make you want to read it:
"I have an aristocratic smile and like to punch people." (This reminds me of the Real Ultimate Power site.)
"In truth I was manufacturing a brick wall of shits."
"Grandfather kicked the stop pedal, and my face gave a high-five to the front window."
Those were all spoken by Alex, one of the narrators. He's a translator living in Ukraine.