Stuff bores me now. Actually, lots of stuff has always bored me, but now I don't care about pretending to be interested. Conversations people have had, what people have done, so-called humorous anecdotes, I don't care about probably 90% of that crap. Also, I don't care if the stuff I talk about bores you. I bid ye lick me.

One of the campers is like a female Napoleon Dynamite. Kristin and I had that exact same thought at the exact same time, either because we rule or because we are going insane together. I vote for the latter.