I am so fucking amazing and here's why:
I got bored with just knitting scarves and I wanted to do a sweater. But none of the easy sweater patterns I saw appealed to me. So what did I do? I decided to make up my own pattern. Hell yes! I drew it out and then made measurements, and then started to knit, and then ripped it out, and did like trigonometry that I haven't had to use in a long time, and then knit a dummy sleeve out of scrap yarn, and then learned about short row shaping, and then learned about picking up stitches on a vertical edge. All of that took me 6 hours. I'm going to start on my actual sweater tomorrow. I expect that it'll get done in about a week.

I'm knitting my first sweater...from a pattern I created.

< Kevin Spacey >
I rule!
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